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Lower Case t

Russell and I had this conversation in the van the other day:

Russell:  (All of a sudden pointing out the window as we drove home) Hey look…it’s a lower case t!

Me:  A what?

Russell:  A lower case t!  (as he holds up one pointer finger and crosses it with the other one)

Me:  Oh…did you see it by that church we just passed?

Russell:  Yep! 

Me:  Oh, well sometimes other churches have those to remind them about when Jesus died on the cross.  Do you remember that story in your scriptures?

Russell:  Oh, yeah (pauses for a minute)…and so, that church is where he’ll be Rected?  

Me:  Uh…no, He was already Resurrected…

Gotta love the 4-year old mind!  Looks like we have some more teaching to do.

This reminds me of some Primary songs they sang a little differently – when they didn’t really know all the lyrics. A few of them are:

Called to Serve (2nd verse)

Russell:  ”Called to know the richness of his blessings, chosen doctors, children of a King!”  (Perhaps he’s had a few too many Dr. appts?)

Bryn:  ”Onward never onward as we gory in His name…”

I Love to See the Temple

Bryn:  ”I’ll prepare myself while yum yum yum…”

He Died That We Might Live Again

Russell:  ”We die, but we might live again…”

Again…looks like we have some teaching to do…

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Mo Tab Potential??

There is a whole lot of singing that goes on at our house.  The kids will both walk around singing “Called to Serve” at the top of their lungs, but the moment I pull out the camera to get the whole thing captured for the records, they clam up and barely sing.  I did manage to get them singing a few, though at the time they both had colds and Russell is usually louder. I do realize that the hair band around Bryn’s head is on wrong, but that is because it is not being used to keep her hair in place…it is her “Nephi band” and she insisted on wearing it to sing Primary songs.  Sometime we wear them for “Scripture time.”  I’m sure more of them singing will come up in later posts, as I get co-operation from the kids. But for now there are two:

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Nick Names

I’ve had a lot of nick names so far….some better than others. Russell gave me a new one tonight, that is in the “not so good” category.  I’ll get to that in a minute though.  When I was a kid, my parents would call me “nana-goat” or I remember being called lana-banana (bananas were my favorite food, but I’m sure it was just because it rhymed).  In high school “Lan” started to take effect (that’s one that I’ve kept), and after I graduated and joined the work force my co-workers came up with a few that I’m not so fond of.  Names such as “Donkey” (cause they knew I didn’t like swearing), and “Shman” (this on has a very long story behind it and I dare not say what it actually stands for or means).  One of my nicer bosses called me “Lansky” a lot.   And how could I forget (thanks for the reminder, Marsh) “Steggo” or “Steg”, as in stegosaurus.  If you’ve ever seen my backbone, that name would make sense.  Anyways, those are just a few.  

Since Russell has been old enough to talk, he has started giving nicknames to people.  He understands kind of the concept of giving nicknames…if people do something a lot or whatever, he’ll come up with some kind of name.  His Grandma Larson has more names than anyone I know!  I won’t explain them all but here’s a few of the things she gets called, “Grandma Bump Bump (ok this one really needs explanation – it’s because we have to go over 2 railroad tracks to get to her house), “Grandma Penguin”, “Ned”,  ”Gram Cracker” (usually only if his cousin is around), “Gloria” (her real name, but it definitely sounds funnier when a 4 year-old grandson calls her that), and “Grams”.  Tonight while warming up some left-over Chinese food at Grandmas house, Russell said to her, “I think I’m going call you Chinee.”  Obviously grandma doesn’t mind, and they have a lot of fun with the different names.  

His other Grandparents are “Grandma and Grandpa Windmill” because they live close to the windmills.  Ash gets “Asher the splasher”  because of bath time, and Bryn usually just gets “Bryny”.  Russell’s is “Bones” obviously from his love of learning about the bones and body.  

Well anyways, tonight while we were at Grandmas house, Russell was bending down to get a book off the bookshelf, and it really looked like he had to use the bathroom.  So I said, “Russell, do you need to go potty??”  (He never usually tells us, so we always have to ask.)  Russell said, “No!  I don’t have to use the potty!  You always ask me that!  ….I think I’m going to call you “Poop”!    I laughed and said, “uh…I don’t think so Russ!”  

Pretty sure I don’t want them to start calling me that!  Sacrament meeting can be embarrassing enough as it is!

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Hide and Seek

A few months ago, Russell was playing Hide-and-seek with the neighbor boy.  I don’t think he really understood the concept though – here are some of his hiding spots:

Behind a tree

Behind a tree

This wouldn’t be a bad spot, IF the seeker wasn’t counting from behind him!  Oh, and if there wasn’t a big gaping hole between the tree right where he is standing.  

Whenever I play hide and seek with him I’ll say, “Russell, where are you?!”  Just for the effect of looking for him.  But he always answers, “I’m right over here!”   Then I tell him he’s not supposed to tell me.  Kids must get so confused.  We parents say, “Answer me when I call you!”   But then sometimes we tell them not to (like if we’re playing games).  We tell them, “Don’t take candy from strangers.”  Yet once every year we dress them up and tell them to go and actually knock on the strangers door and ASK for candy! So confusing to be a kid.

Uh oh, I think I just got sidetracked again – where were we…

Another Tree

Another Tree

Trees were really the only thing in the yard to hide behind, but he’s kind of got the wrong concept.  Here he looks like an environmentalist instead of someone hiding.  Again here, he simply needs to walk around the tree a little further.  

 

and another tree....my favorite.

and another tree....my favorite.

 

 

This has to be my favorite.  This is an actual hiding spot he picked…and what is really funny about this pic is the look on his face.  Like he’s thinking, “Oh, there he is…I don’t think he will find me here!  I just need to stay really still!”  

 

We’ll have to work on this.  He’s still got plenty of years before he plays with the professionals in his youth…I’m not too worried.

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Bryn Storytelling

This Christmas out at Grandma and Grandpa Holladays farm, we spent some time quadding.  It was freezing but  Bryn wanted to go anyways, and loves to see all the kitties and horses out there.  Here’s her account of the experience:

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Poke Shop

Yesterday I had to take Russell to get another “poke.”  Usually he just “loses it” when our number is called and we are sitting there waiting in the chair.  This time he cried as soon as I told him we were going to get one, all the way to town, and as we walked into the “Poke Center” as he sometimes calls it.

Oh that reminds me, quick story:  Last week we tried to take him to get his poke but the nurses were operating in “super slow” mode, and with the other two kids in the van with Grams I wasn’t about to wait another hour, so we left and decided to come back next week (yesterday).  ANYWHO…before we had even got there last week, we (grandma and I) were trying to help Russell stop crying, talking about the sticker they always give him after and things like that.  Grandma said, “You know what Russell…when I went and got a poke, they never gave me a sticker!”  Russell, his face a little perplexed said, “What poke shop do you go to?!” I had never called it a “poke shop” before…it’s not like we get to shop around and pick the one we like the best!  So now it’s the “poke shop” or “poke center”.  

Ok, where was I…oh yes, we had walked into the “poke shop”, took a number and sat down.  Russell was still having a hard time, drawing all the attention to us.  The nice lady sitting beside us asked if he would like a candy and offered a mint mento.  I politely declined, telling her he doesn’t like mint.  Russell continued with the sobs and this lady pulled a loony out of her purse and said, “Here, you take this and buy a little treat afterwards.”  What a sweet lady.  So I thanked her and took it (Russell was being shy) and put it in his coat pocket.  

Well, we waited and waited and he had calmed down a bit and we were playing and laughing, and Russell would say, “I’m going to cry though.”  And I would say, “that’s ok, you’re allowed to cry…just not yet though ok, cause we’re not even in there!”  Russell said, “ok, tell me when.”  I agreed.

Our number was called and he started to cry again…really hard (without my prompting him to)!  He was practically going berserk and I figured they’d have to sedate him just to take a little blood.  The nurse pulled out a teddy bear and gave to him, thinking that would calm him down.  I chuckled to myself knowing how many stuffed animals he’s gotten from that place and that they hadn’t done a bit of good in the calming department.  (That’s ok though, Bryn always likes the animals.)  He continued to spaz, but they managed to get what they needed and then let him pick something out of the prize box, AND gave him sticker!  

Moral of the story:  The bigger the fuss, the bigger the prize!

So today our Cardiologist called to tell us the results…and the good news!  As soon as I got off the phone I said, “Russell, guess who that was on the phone.”  He shrugged and I said, “It was Dr. Harder (the most amazing Dr. we’ve ever had, I might add…) and guess what she said!”  Russell’s eyes widened, not knowing what to expect and I said, “She said ‘No more pokes for Russell!!’”  I wish so badly that I could have his reaction on video!  He gasped, raised his arms in the air and jumping up and down yelled “woo hoo, woo hoo!!!”  He was so excited…and so was I! 

By Christmas he gets to be on aspirin and off those awful little pink pills that caused us so much grief in the beginning.  I really hate those things!  I’d like to dump a bunch on the table and take a really sharp knife and stab them to bits!  But that would only do two things…make me look psycho, and wreck my kitchen table…so I don’t think I will. But now you have a visual of just how much I hate them, which was my point.

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Budding Artist

Russell has been surprising me lately with his printing and drawing.  We were going to go get groceries the other day and Russell wanted to make the shopping list.  So he got a paper and pencil, sat up to the table, and asked grandma how to spell “chocolate milk”.  

chocolate milk

chocolate milk

He didn’t do too bad, a few of the letters are backwards.  He started on the second row there and worked his way up and around and back down again.  Technicalities, that’s all they are.  He can also print his name, except for the S’s.  I usually have to draw a dot-to-dot S and then he’ll trace it.  A little practice and he’ll be doing it with no problem.   

Then yesterday he drew people for the very first time – I was pretty excited.  

first people drawing

first people drawing

I’m sure you’ll agree that those people look a little odd. What’s with the scribbles under the long line from the head?  What are those lines in some of the heads (some have more than just smiles)?  So I asked Russell to explain them to me and then I labled them as he directed.  

Russell has been really interested in bones and how the body works.  His interest of bones started from watching a Curious George that we have, and once in a while he’ll get a paper and just draw all the bones in his body.  We’ve been helping him learn the bones, and we’ve also been teaching him about his body and how it works – starting with his digestive system because of his present problems with that.   Now he’ll say things like “I’m so hungry…my intestines need food in them!”  (We probably shouldn’t consider home schooling, eh!)

labeled drawing

labeled drawing

So, those little scribbles at the bottom of each long neck are the stomach, intestines, and bum! And the lines in the heads are also bones.  The funny thing is that he only drew bones in Grandpa and Daddy’s head…the two boneheads I guess!  Oh, and that dotted line and solid line coming from my neck is supposed to be my skull.  We did tell him (again) that the the skull bone is in the head.  He’ll catch on soon I’m sure.  Not bad for the first time drawing people!  He did forget the arms, but eventually realized that and added them on (How do you remember intestines but not arms??)  Oh well, it’s a start.

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News Anchor

Russell was playing TV tonight.  He was the guy on TV and I was the watcher/channel changer.  I said, “I want to watch the weather.”  Then pretended to click on my imaginary remote control towards him.  He started saying it was going to rain and snow, and that we were going to have Christmas, Valentines Day, Easter, and then that we’d have a nice day and go to bed.  

I decided to change channels and with another click of my remote, here’s the dialog that followed:

Me:  Hmm…I think I want to watch the news.  What has been happening?

Russell:  Well, a guy died.

Me:  Oh?  What happened?  (No I don’t usually talk to my TV.)

Russell:  A guy got run over.  He was in B.C. standing on the road and a truck came and runned him over!

Me:  Oh wow, that’s really bad news!  I’d like to hear good news…what’s the good news?

Russell:  (After pausing for a second) Umm…he got resurrected!

Wow…what a kid!  I about split my sides laughing so hard after that.

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Bumbo Blowouts

WARNING:  THIS BLOG MAY CONTAIN GRAPHICS THAT ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR VIEWERS WITH WEAK STOMACHS!  

I love the Bumbo chair!  It’s so handy on the beach, watching parades, picnics, as a high chair, or just to sit the baby in to watch me make dinner or the kids play.  Or at least I loved it until Asher came along!  None of my other kids did this, but it’s getting really annoying…every time he sits  in it, he poops his pants – which results in this:

Poopy

Poopy

 

Every single time, it happens.  Luckily I had the camera handy on a few of the occasions.  Lucky for you that is… He is usually wearing a onsie as well, which is annoying because then it gets ALL over him when I take the onsie off over his head.

Poopy Again

Poopy Again

 

 

 

 

 

See, here’s another instance, onsie and all.  Pretty disgusting eh! Another annoying thing about it, is that when I take the diaper off, there is nothing actually IN the diaper…it is all on his back and shirt!  Whenever Russell sees this he says, “Asher ate some mustard?”  Funny boy.  Here’s one more just to prove my point.  You can tell they are all different occasions because the towel on the floor is different…as is the location of the poop.  

And Again...

And Again...

 

 

 

Eeew…that last one is pretty juicy lookin.  It’s too bad I have to write such a post about such a great kid…he’s really no trouble at all, very easy going, happy boy.  This is my biggest complaint about him, and he can’t even help it!  So my use of the Bumbo is limited with this kid.  I’d use it a lot more often if this didn’t happen every time!  

Wait a sec…maybe I’m looking at this all wrong!  His Bumbo kind of looks like a potty – maybe he’s a genius and is potty trained already!  One can only hope.  

 

He likes his Bumbo!

He likes his Bumbo!

 

 

Anyways, that’s the scoop on Bumbos.  It’s too bad that has to happen, he likes sitting in it, see:

If I want to sit him in it though, I have to ask one question:  Do I have time to give him a bath right now?

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Pills and Pokes

Once a month, Russell has to get blood work done.  Since his open-heart surgery last November, he has been going quite often to get his INR checked.  That just means that they are seeing how fast his blood clots.  One of the meds he is on is Warfarin (or Coumadin)…also known as rat poisoning.  Appearantly it is the most effective blood thinner out there. Russell has come a long way as far as taking meds is concerned.  In fact, he hasn’t gone a day in his life yet without taking something!  I’d have to say though that he has been pretty amazing at taking his meds without too much fight.  Prior to Nov surgery, he would take his two pills and just chew them up and swallow!  As a baby he did not too bad with all the gross liquid ones.  We would hide it in his milk when we could, but that has not always been possible.  So he has done quite well, up until he had to take the Warfarin, that is.  

pills

pills

 

These little pink nightmares have caused us a lot of grief!  They taste too horrible to chew up, and even crushed and hidden in food wouldn’t work…he’d gag and throw up most of the time.  We tried crushing it and smothering it in chocolate syrup, which worked maybe twice, but that just wasn’t our answer.  We tried everything but couldn’t think of any more tricks.  But after a lot of prayer…pleading for the Lord to somehow help him take these really important pills, we used our last resort.  We said “Russell, just put it on the back of your tounge, take a drink and swallow…don’t bite it!”  So he did, and it worked!  What a blessing!  We thought that was pretty impressive for a three year old to know how to swallow pills! I don’t think I even learned how till I was like 12.  

Taking his meds.

Taking his meds.

So now he takes them every night, but it always has to be with chocolate milk!  The pills have to be lined up in a specific order (does this sound obsessive compulsive?) with the white one being first (white is his favorite color).  Then the half pink one and the whole pink one come last, as shown in the above pic.  We usually have to say the “eenie meenie miney moe” thing so he can see which one to take first.  The thing is though, he’ll point to his two pink ones back and forth until we get to “moe” and then he’ll point to the white one, cause he always has to take that one first!  Funny kid.  

I think he likes white because it looks “clean”.  He hates getting dirty, and sometimes I even have to feed him his jam sandwiches because he’d rather just not eat than    

Down the hatch!

Down the hatch!

risk it dripping onto his fingers…heaven forbid!  Sometimes he’ll just ask for plain bread so there’s no chance of getting anything on his hands.  In his November surgery, while he was still in the ICU, the nurses offered him a pbj sandwich.  He said no, but we continued to offer. Finally I asked him why he didn’t want one and he said, “Because that will make my hands dirty!”  I was thinking, “uhh, that’s the least of your concerns right now little buddy!”  (As he layed there all attached to tubes and wires.)  What a kid.

Back to the pokes.  We always give Russell warning when we are taking him to get a “poke”.  We’ve always given him the heads up about things like that so as to maintain his trust with us.  He usually panicks and cries a little, but then after we assure him that we will hold him and be right there with him, he calms down again until he is sitting in the hot seat.  Then he’ll scream and cry until it’s over.  Generally we’ve had some pretty good nurses…they know how to work with kids.  But we’ve also had our run ins with the insensitive jerky nurses (pardon my language).  Like the one that yelled threateningly at my crying boy to stop crying and hold still, then proceeded to hold his arm so tight there were fingernail imprints in his little arm!  I was not impressed – and she knew it!  I will not be letting her near Russell any more!  

We have to make sure we tell the nurses “NO BANDAIDS!”  He hates bandaids, and will cry even at the mention of them almost as hard as when he has to get the actual poke!  That’s something we have to be very careful we tell Dr.s and nurses at every checkup and procedure he has…if it’s at all possible – don’t use or mention bandaids, or even try to refer to them as “stickers”.  The fact that it has Lightning McQueen on it doesn’t change things…he doesn’t want anything sticking to him.  This is all very understandable, as he has had so many “dressings” and things all over his body through all his surgeries and procedures.  

It’s interesting to watch Russell play Dr. now days.  Russell and Bryn always give us “pokes” and Russell does it with precission, the way he has it done at the hospital.  Sometimes he checks to make sure the name on the form is spelled right…he’ll spell his name out to me and wait till I confirm it.  He then wipes my arm with “cold stuff”, puts in the needle (then he waits for a min, obviously waiting till the vial fills with blood), puts a cotton swab on my arm, and gives me a sticker!  Sometimes they give him knitted finger puppets…I think we have enough of them now to restock the clinic!  They are kind of cute, and somewhat useful as they occupy some of Bryn’s attention at church. Here’s a small sample. 

 

Finger Puppets

Finger Puppets

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